I hurttttt....


A stupid bee or something stung my upper eyelid and I must've scratched it badly (the vet told mom).... but I've had a swollen eye and I've had to wear this absolutely hideous collar with which I cannot see a thing.  Well that's a slight exaggeration.  But it does kill my ability to see things sideways.  I freeze to the sop when they put me in this stupid Elizabethean collar.  I also pretend a bit, like I just can't walk and move.  Not even for treats.  (that's called self-control).  Oh and it works - mom can't stand to see me all frozen so she usually puts it on and takes it off immediately.... Checkout my hideous picture.

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